Such a polite bag: "Kindly fold here and turn tabs to secure".
Sadly, no tabs to turn: the nearest this bag gets is the metal plate
somewhat messily affixed in the seam down the middle of the bag's back with
Luckily the Air Deccan logo makes up for the disappointment: it shows a
couple of hands raised in supplication for a turbulence-free trip.
Thanks to Alan Howlett (2005)