NATO

BAG, AIR SICKNESS NATO STOCK No 8105-99-130-2180.

One wonders how thick the instruction manual on an F-15 is if the instructions on this simple bag run to four lines:

CLOSE BY FOLDING ONCE
TOWARDS YOU, PEEL RELEASE
PAPER FROM PANEL, FOLD AGAIN
AND SECURE.

NATO 2

Same stock number and instructions as the above, plus:

OPEN COCKPIT HATCH 
AND DISPOSE OF AT LOW ALTITUDE 
OVER POPULATED AREA

Actually, I'm lying.

NATO 3

Printed a tad higher up than NATO 2. Comes complete with a serrated top so you can cut your way out if you get trapped in the cockpit.