Puma Air Linhas Aéreas

Logo looks like a puma barfing at speed.

Putini (IL96 RA96012)

From Russian President Putin's plane, the "Putini". Stolen while he schmoozed with German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder.

Sadly, the prez's bag turns out to be a plain white. Vladimir clearly doesn't need any instructions on how to use this bag. Not like George Bush, whose Air Force One bag reassures users that puking is perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

Click here for a series of pics of the Putini on the tarmac at Hamburg Airport.