Quick

Confusing instructions on the peel-off sticker: Open here, it says, pointing to the sides of the bag rather than the top.

And why does it have "Snack" on the reverse? Eat out of your bag after you've used it?

Apparently this bag is related somehow to Scandinavian carrier SAS.

See the Non-bags section of the Gallery for a snackbag with a similar design.

Quicksilver

A bag with a focus on conserving marine biodiversity.

"Leave our children a living planet", it says. Does that mean that you should use this bag or puke on the floor?

I think what they really want to say is, "Leave the next passengers a barf-free cabin".

If you care so much about the planet that you glance in the gussets, you'll spot the "PLEASE DO NOT LITTER".

OK, OK... But what does that have to do with dolphins and seahorses?