Virgin Express

No poetry about this bag: just the Virgin logo with the word "Express" whizzing along underneath it.

Virgin Express (shiny)

Same design as the bag above, but printed on shiny paper.

Virgin Express (small logo)

I think I prefer the flamboyance of the large-signature bag above.

Virgin Nigeria

I wonder if you get a Chief's stool if you fly Business Class?

Virgin Sun

Another variant on the barf-in-it-or-send-your-film-off bag. A lot more direct than your average bag: "Virgin Sun Sickbag", it says in bold type, "If you don't chuck, chuck in your films!" It goes on to tell you to complete the order form with your name and address -- presumably only if you have chosen the bag's alternative use. 

A roll of film costs £2.99, but read the fine print carefully: "We will work on the basis that your pictures are amateur and of nominal value... If you consider the material you are sending to be of special value, you must take out your own insurance..."