No, I've no idea what the text on this Czech bag says --
though I'm fascinated by the potential connection between "elektrickÚ
vysavače", "Pečlivě a profesionßlně"
and the world of dogpoop.
This bag comes with a high-tech poop-scoop inside. This
rectangle of cardboard is scored for folding in a cunning pattern to
enable you to scoop up poop of various dimensions and consistencies
without getting your hands dirty. Pop both scoop and poop into the bag,
and you've fulfilled your civic duty to clean up after your pooch.
Of course, you can always use a broom (like the man
pictured on the bag) to sweep any stray faecal particles into the path of
pedestrians, who will duly carry the offending matter into their homes and
offices on the bottoms of their shoes. Thereby also absolving you of your
Thanks to Mark Brace.