National Trust

Pull a bag out of the dispenser at Bosherton's Lilyponds nature reserve in southern Pembrokeshire, Wales, and you get this bag. Roomy, but neither informative nor entertaining.

Ask the warder, though, and you might get the very different Cyngor Sir Penfro bag.

National Trust (Cotehele Estate)

A new departure for a dogshit bag: advertising. It exhorts you to STOP WORMS DEAD by asking your vet for Drontal.

Funny, I thought the National Trust were into preserving flora and fauna, not exterminating them.

Neudeck & Dransfeld

It's a brave firm that has a dog relieving itself as the most dominant graphic on its major product. Is this N&D's logo?

This is a "Hundekotentsorgungsbeutel". Try looking that up in your dictionary.

Neudeck & Dransfeld (spotlit dog)

The dogo doing do-do cas been caught in the merciless glare of a spotlight.

Ocean Grove Dog Beach

An anonymous Aussie with a handy poopscoop.