Newt Gingrich

Remember Newt? The right-wing American politician who made liberals' blood curdle, then resigned in disgrace in 1998? Well, here's the bag that helped liberals express what they thought of him.

"Warning:" it says, "Reading or hearing Newt Gingrich may cause your gag reflex to automatically trigger a major barf-o-rama scene.

Keep this Newt Gingrich Barf Bag^TM with you at all times out of consideration for innocent citizens who may be nearby. When the uncontrollable urge to spew overcomes you during a close encounter of the Newt-kind, just open and aim into your convenient and sanitary Newt Gingrich Barf Bag.

When full, do not make the common error of mailing it to: The Honorable Newt Gingrich, House of Representatives, Washington, DC 20515, but rather discreetly dispose of it as soon as possible.

Please remember that extremism in defense of uncontrollable barfing is not a vice.

THE SANITARY SAFETY OF ALL AMERICANS COMES FIRST"

Plüsch Air

Sports a mugshot of a grinning imp. Only 200 of these fine bags were printed by a carnival association in Switzerland called the Bogeteguugger Rekkebach (I think). 

Protect seals

"What's going on in Canada will make you sick", says this grey plastic bag. Comes complete with a brochure on how seals are being clubbed to death Up North, plus a postcard to send to the Canadian Ambassador. All this from the Humane Society of the United States, www.protectseals.org.